June 2012
tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
Jun 1st
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May 2012
Zombie Apocalypse
If that’s how the world decides to end, I’m making Target my new home. Gonna equip myself with an axe and live in my backroom where there’s water, food, a bathroom and a place to shower. I have keys to the electronic stockroom in case I’m overrun, lock myself in and commit suicide. Lol This is such bullshit. Those crops were a fucking hoax, these cannibalistic cases?...
May 31st
May 31st
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Reblog if you're a cuddler.
May 31st
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w3as3ly: Can someone find me a cute girlfriend
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 30th
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We can fake our smiles, but not our feelings.
May 29th
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Moving Out
:) Going to be Allison’s neighbor, hell yeah! Ugh, so looking forward to moving in and getting to have my own space. The only thing is…my computer still has a virus and my uncle needs to look at it. *sighs* I’m investing in my PS2 and collection of books once again for entertainment though and I still have my phone.
May 29th
May 27th
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I need help. I was violated and now my friendship with Cyndi is barely hanging by a thread. I was drunk, played a stupid drinking game with Cyndi and her friends, kissed a stupid guy for fun and out of intoxication and it escalated to a level I cannot fathom right now. I went into Kayla’s room(her daughter) to sleep my drunkeness away but the guy I kissed(stupidly) for fun, kept...
May 27th
oh dear god
I made out with a guy. Lol Im so faded, i cant believe this happened. It was for a bet anyway, a kiss is a kiss. But definitely, i prefer the caress of softer, fuller lips from a woman. Ugh and this old guy keeps trying to get at me lmao Damn house parties.
May 27th
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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Moving Out
So excited at the prospect of finally being able to move out, it all depends on how much out of pocket I’ll be paying this Friday. I really hope I don’t owe the utilities at the same time either though. We’ll see how I’ll be able to work this out. :)
May 26th
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May 26th
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Am I that easy to forget?
May 26th
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May 25th
cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
May 25th
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“Things may come to those who wait, but only the...
May 24th
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“If I’m not your cup of tea, don’t even go for a sip.”
– Me
May 24th
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May 23rd
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Listenloveforluna: This song
May 23rd
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mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
May 23rd
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To everyone complaining that there was no closure...
screwthisimmovingto-neverland: Why would it be any other way? There is no logical reason on why they would end the show on Kurt or Santana. They might be your favorite, but the show’s not about them. It started out about Rachel, Glee was Rachel’s club, the show was about Rachel and her dreams, of course the season would end with her accomplishing them. She never needed something special to...
May 23rd
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