Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. The judge says:
“Mr. Mouse, I understand you want to divorce your wife because she’s mentally ill. Are you sure about this? There’s treatment for that. Don’t be too harsh. You must understand what this is like for her.”
Mickey says, “Your honor, I didn’t say she was mentally ill; I said she was fucking Goofy.”
(Source: psych-comedy.tumblr.com , via psych-facts)
